Monday, July 28, 2008

Fuck Yeah!

I love myspace questionnaire bulletins. They're fun. Here's my latest one:

35 little secrets:
Be honest no matter what!

[Caroline says: I'm always honest]

-[ ZERO] Who was your last text from ?
Whiskey Bob, the slow-talkin, hot-jivin hobo

-[ ONE] Where was your default pic taken
The White House

-[ TWO ] What' s your middle name?
Danger, baby

-[ THREE] your relationship status?
uncomplicated

-[ FOUR] Have you ever lost a close friend?
Every time I go to the mall

-[ FIVE] What is your current mood?
naked

-[ SIX] Whats ONE of your best friends names?
Waxahatche

-[SEVEN ] What' s your favorite color(S)?
purple

-[EIGHT] If you could go back in time and change something, would you?
the signing of the declaration of independance

-[NINE] Have a crazy side?
haha

-[[TEN] Ever had a near death experience
yeah a few... well, I've been near people as they died... well, as I killed them...

-[ELEVEN] Something you do a lot?
shoot up

-[TWELVE] Angry at anyone?
the religious left

-[THIRTEEN] What's stopping you from going to the person you like?
person I like?

-[FOURTEEN] When is the last time you cried?
I'm crying now

-[FIFTEEN] Who would you do anything for ?
you, baby

-[SEVENTEEN] How old are you??
barely legal ;)

-[EIGHTEEN] What does your last text message say?
I want to *** your **** **** **** and then *** **** all *** night **** ****

-[TWENTY] Who was your last missed call from?
the FBI, but I'm not returning their calls

-[TWENTY-ONE] Do you still watch kiddy shows
Barney is my hero

-[TWENTY-TWO] Have you kissed someone with the following letters K, or V?
What, you think I know the names of everyone I make out with?

-[TWENTY- THREE ] Do you speak any other languages?
Klingon

-[TWENTY- FOUR] What would you say if she showed up at your door?
fuck off

-[TWENTY- FIVE] Describe your life in one word?
undulation 

-[TWENTY- SIX] Have you ever kissed in the rain?
nope

-[TWENTY- SEVEN ] What are you thinking about right now?
underwear

-[TWENTY- EIGHT ] What should you be doing right now?
finding the antidote

-[TWENTY- NINE] What is your favorite memory?
yum.... :)

-[THIRTY] What are you listening to?
I've Got A Crush On You - Ella Fitzgerald

-[THIRTY- ONE] Who was the last person you told I love you to?
Andy Dick, written in my blood all over his house

-[THIRTY- TWO] Who was the last person who yelled at you?
Andy Dick, duh

-[THIRTY- FIVE] Who was the last person(s) to make you smile?
I never smile

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